Everyone’s favourite Muslim cleric, Abu Hamza, has broken the hook that replaces his right hand while awaiting terrorism charges in Belmarsh Prison. He claims to have lost both hands while planting mines in Afghanistan and The Sun is all in all in a tizzy that the new hook will come on the NHS. They’re worried that more upstanding citizens might be left behind in the queue and so, should you be waiting for a hook, you should e-mail talkback@the-sun.co.uk and they’ll get on the case.
20 October 2004
Waiting for an NHS hook?
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