SubscribeA moral panic sweeps the nation. The Millennium Stadium is commandeered for a vast field hospital and police are given additional powers to battle the latest menace: social behaviour. It’s the last Friday before Christmas and it seems a certain sort of person is more likely than usual to hit our towns and cities and really, really enjoy themselves. This is known as social behaviour. It’s a bad thing so there’s big anti-social behaviour campaign. If you think you might be in danger of succumbing to this evil, you should visit Party Smart and work it all out on this luckless youth. Pump his system full of alcohol, cocaine, ecstasy, magic mushrooms and speed, then hit spiked and watch him pass out so you don’t have to.
17 December 2004
Baton down the hatches… it’s Black Friday!
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