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21 December 2005

Body Bouncer raises the bar at the Museum of Spam

A disappointment with my Museum of Spam is that it’s failed to attract much variety. For example, it’s received almost no pharmacy or fake watches and they make up an awful lot of spam. Instead it’s been dominated by 419 and other scams. This is rather boring and this boredom has led me to reduce the amount of spam exhibited.

I suspect that the e-mail address exhibit@spammuseum.co.uk is to blame somehow. So I’ve added two new addresses sbpn@btopenworld.com and sbpn@btinternet.com. (There are two because for reasons best known to BT Internet, if you create the address <user>@btopenworld.com, the address <user>@btinternet.com is also created, doubling the risk of spam.) These e-mails have the advantage of falling under the domain of a major ISP and so are more likely to attract spammers who automatically generate e-mail addresses by using random initials as the username. As always, anyone e-mailing exhibit@spammuseum.co.uk, sbpn@btinternet.com or sbpn@btopenworld.com agrees to these terms of exhibition, which includes giving me the right to publish their e-mail in any form I see fit.

Anyway. It’s already working. Today’s exhibit is the Body Bouncer which promises sex without gravity:

‘Body Bouncer The Bouncer takes the gravity out of sex, for an experience that’s like nothing else. Come discover what many are calling: “The biggest news in toys since the vibrator!” A totally new way to enjoy sex, it offers some of the most novel and sensual experiences possible – all in compact, elegant design that’s built to the highest standards of strength and reliability. To understand what it’s all about you have to see it in action at our web site by clicking Here!’

I have clicked there – in the name of research obviously – and have to say it looks pretty ridiculous to me. The Body Bouncer appears to be a small trampoline with a hole in the middle. Nevertheless, this is just the sort of thing the museum needs to raise the quality bar; check out the Groove Gallery. The video is hilarious.

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  1. Wonderer says:

    Or, talk to people who’ve actually seen and used the thing:
    http://kokochi.com/archives/2006/01/body_bouncer.shtml
    http://www.mysextoybox.com/blog/?p=6
    http://freddyandeddy.groupee.net/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/340100012/m/2831086421/p/2

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