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24 October 2006

Litter Kwitter… train cat to use toilet: READER OFFER

Buy a Litter Kwitter: toilet train our catAD: Buy Litter Kwitter here
Many of you are cat owners; some of you have very young cats; some older cats; some of you have both. I’ve no doubt that one of the reasons cats have become more popular than dogs is the ease with which cats are toilet trained, especially in these times when it is no longer socially acceptable to let your dog take a dump on a neighbour’s driveway (you’ll find poop scoops and the rest here). Although born blind, a kitten will still seek a litter tray rather than disgrace itself. But what if you’ve a thing about litter that even the most sophisticated cat toilet can’t help? And the neighbours don’t like puss digging up the garden… imagine a world free from cat litter.

Imagine a world where puss had given up litter; a world in which your cat had quit the litter tray; a world in which your cat was a litter quitter… or rather… a Litter Kwitter!

I’ve seen the promotional video – so can you – and you can hear the Litter Kwitter people boast of how your cat can be trained to use a human toilet (I think they mean share a toilet with humans) thanks to the Litter Kwitter (not the Litter Quitter, I think it’s spelt Australian).

Your cat may not like the idea of sharing a toilet with you at first, but you can placate pussy with the promise that they’ll always have a personal toilet seat, just like the queen’s. (Oops, a correction: Litter Kwitter will train your cat to share your toilet without any aid, except your leaving the seat up.)

Remember it’s never too late to toilet train your cat to be a Litter Kwitter!

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  1. Anonymous says:

    I Think you have to TRAIN your cat to use this product…duh….

  2. Anon says:

    It doesn’t work…don’t bother.

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