I attended Manchester’s blog meet on Saturday with caution: I was worried they’d all be geeks. But I did meet the famous Norm who’d blogged recently on how the severest alert status has banned books from flights and I suggested we’d soon have to travel naked. More sensibly, Norm pointed out the airlines would almost certainly issue robes… or would they?
Ryanair, would almost certainly expect an upgrade fee in return for a small towel. easyJet could issue Guantánamo Bay style orange boiler suits. Those on charter holiday flights would obviously get hoodies while BA would no doubt spoil its business class travellers with Egyptian cotton, forcing Virgin to offer silk pyjamas.