Billie Piper nude, naked… topless!

Billie Piper strips for The Secret Diary of a Call GirlGoodness me, what a shocker. The Secret Diary of a Call Girl began so safely, with Billie Piper bonking gormless punters in full lingerie that reveals less than a sixteen year old on the pull in the Printworks.

Oh how we laughed at her bouncing up and down with big knickers very safely in place. How we tutted at the portrayal of prostitution as a fun lifestyle choice for the independent woman who hankers for an apartment overlooking the Thames. It’s made by women and so is for women, argue it’s defenders… yeah right.

But it’s actually all right as chill-out nonsense to mock in a ‘I don’t know why we watch this’ kind of way.

Then all of a sudden, a few episodes in, Billie Piper goes topless, then naked. There’s a nude Billie Piper going for it in a threesome with another hooker to the currently obligatory Mark Ronson (Coldplay’s God Put A Smile Upon Your Face with horns) soundtrack. I guess they thought that the perverts would give up after the first tame episodes… they were wrong.

7 thoughts on “Billie Piper nude, naked… topless!

  1. could you get a picture with just her nude and no men that would be a lot better ta :)