Films in 50 words-ish: Cypher

Buy it!Somewhere in here there’s a Mike Myers film trying to get out…

Sun Valley Chicken uses Clockwork Orange scented Manchurian brainwash to make Captain Birds Eye infiltrate Findus. But the Captain thinks he’s a Findus double agent. But he’s forgotten he’s really Col Sanders, but not that he loves Lucy Liu. Inevitably, love wins the day and the bad guys get fried.

A trying-too-hard 2 out of 10.

Young Adam……Spellbound

(originally posted to Vague Film Club website 19/09/2003)
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