Having heard all this yesterday morning, I’m surprised that it’s got any coverage at all. But then perhaps I shouldn’t be. You have to be really sad to be offended by Elton’s behaviour. But some people really are and that’s what makes it funny. Those same people will be shocked to learn that before long their children will be playing a very naughty game in the school library. To get the most out of it you need a sniggering friend, but to play right now click here, here (scroll down to find Elton’s intention) and here.