Every year its the same. Queue for hours to get into a toilet only to find yourself standing in a pool of sewage not knowing where to point Percy… there is no visible porcelain as everything’s drowned in shit. Men have always had a degree of flexibility and in recent years boundary walls have evolved from unofficial to official urinals.
Obviously it’s far worse if you’re female. This year we’ve come prepared with these unisex disposable urinals. They’re a little more sophisticated than pissing in a bag. It’s a bag within a bag, but that’s not what makes it leak proof. Inside are crystals that absorb the liquid to form a solid, odourless, biodegradable and non-toxic gel, making it far more hygienic than the portaloos. It also means you have something appropriate to throw at the Beautiful South.
This posted via mobile via Flickr and so not so closely proofread. Click the pic to see it large (there’s an ‘all-sizes’ tab for really large).