When I die and they lay me to rest… I’m off to the City of Dis

The HR lady’s found a fun quiz to discover what’s in store for you on the other side, follow the link to find how far into hell you’re to descend. (Beware some pretty dodgy questions but what do you expect, eh?) HR’s most likely off to purgatory then heaven, but that said, it wouldn’t take much for her to drop seven or eight levels of hell to join some very nasty characters indeed.

I’m off to the City of Dis – six floors down from HR – to moan dolefully for eternity. Things could be worse; I’ve only a moderate chance of descending any further into hell; it wouldn’t take too much for me to rise up to the lustful area – whey hey! – but I’ve very little chance of making it into purgatory. Thing is, I’ve already tried purgatory, so I’m not that fussed. Given the choice, I think I’d like Limbo best.

Here’s my score sheet:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate

4 thoughts on “When I die and they lay me to rest… I’m off to the City of Dis

  1. I live with Bumpus. He is right. Your ramblings are neither insightful nor original. Your link appeared at the bottom of haloscan. I followed it. I regret this effervescently. I have wasted too much time on your mindless drivel. Good day, sir.

  2. I never find nasty comments very effective at doing much of anything, other than showing what true asses occasionally show up at a given blog.

    In the animated words of Thumper (from Bambi), “If ya ain’t got nothin’ nice to say, Don’t say nothin’ at all.”

    Stephen, while I may not agree with everything you say, I do enjoy your blog.

  3. “Chuck Bronski” is using the URL of my weblog and pretending it’s his own. There is no connection between me or my blog and “Chuck Bronski.” –Doug

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